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21. November 2009
"Ich liebe dich ganz schrecklich", sagt der junge Mann."Da hast du Recht", antwortet das Mädchen, "Ich werde dir mal zeigen, wie man es besser macht."
Published: Nov 21, 2009 - 07:34 AM
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Tageswitz: 17.11.2009
On the first day of college, the Dean addressed the students:"The female dormitory is out-of-bounds for all male students, and the male dormitory to the female students. Anybody caught breaking this rule will be fined $20 the first time. The second time you will be fined $60. A third time will cost you a fine of $180. Are there any questions?"
A male student inquired, "How much for a season pass?"
Published: Nov 17, 2009 - 07:49 PM
Tageswitz: 9.11.2009
A tactical wife is one who makes sure she spends so much on herself that her husband can't afford another woman.
Published: Nov 09, 2009 - 06:46 PM
Tageswitz: 4. 11. 2009
"I’m getting a divorce," said Jack to his mate, Bill. "The wife hasn’t spoken with me for six months."Bill thought for a moment and then replied, "Just make sure you know what you’re doing, Jack. Wives like that are hard to find."
Published: Nov 04, 2009 - 05:38 PM
Tageswitz: 2. 11. 2009
EVER WONDER Why the sun lightens our hair, but darkens our skin? Why women can't put on mascara with their mouth closed? Why don't you ever see the headline "Psychic Wins Lottery"? Why is "abbreviated" such a long word? Why is it that doctors call what they do "practice"? Why is it that to stop Windows 98, you have to click on "Start"? Why is lemon juice made with artificial flavor, and dishwashing liquid made with real lemons?
Published: Nov 02, 2009 - 08:23 PM
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