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Joke of the Day: 5-2-2010
A man takes his place in the theater, but his seat is too far from the stage.He whispers to the usher, "This is a mystery, and I have to watch a mystery close up. Get me a better seat, and I'll give you a handsome tip."
The usher moves him into the second row, and the man hands the usher a quarter.
The usher looks at the quarter, leans over and whispers, "The wife did it."
Published: Feb 05, 2010 - 07:27 PM
Joke of the Day: 4-2-2010
Farmer Joe was in his car when he was hit by a truck. He decided his injuries from the accident were serious enough to take the trucking company (responsible for the accident) to court. In court the trucking company's fancy lawyer was questioning farmer Joe. "Didn't you say, at the scene of the accident, 'I'm fine'?" said the lawyer.
Published: Feb 04, 2010 - 07:18 PM
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Joke of the Day: 29-01-2010
A couple, desperate to conceive a child, went to their priest and asked him to pray for them. "I'm going on a sabbatical to Rome," he replied, "and while I'm there, I'll light a candle for you."..
Published: Jan 29, 2010 - 08:06 PM
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Joke of the Day: 22-01-2010
An idiot called the airport for flight information. "How long is your flight from Los Angeles to Denver?" he asked. "Just a minute," the pleasant agent replied. "Thank You" he said and hung up.
Published: Jan 22, 2010 - 08:12 PM
Joke of the Day: 20-01-2010
They are all asked, "When you are in your casket and friends andfamily are mourning upon you, what would you like to hear them say
about you?
The first guy says, "I would like to hear them say that I was the
greates doctor of my time, and a great family man."
The second guy says, "I would like to hear that I was a wonderful
husband and school teacher who made a huge difference in our
children of tomorrow."
The last guy replies,
"I would like to hear them say... LOOK!!! HE'S MOVING!!!!!"
Published: Jan 20, 2010 - 05:21 PM