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Joke of the Day: 4. 11. 2009
"I’m getting a divorce," said Jack to his mate, Bill. "The wife hasn’t spoken with me for six months."Bill thought for a moment and then replied, "Just make sure you know what you’re doing, Jack. Wives like that are hard to find."
Published: Nov 04, 2009 - 05:38 PM
Joke of the Day: 2. 11. 2009
EVER WONDER Why the sun lightens our hair, but darkens our skin? Why women can't put on mascara with their mouth closed? Why don't you ever see the headline "Psychic Wins Lottery"? Why is "abbreviated" such a long word? Why is it that doctors call what they do "practice"? Why is it that to stop Windows 98, you have to click on "Start"? Why is lemon juice made with artificial flavor, and dishwashing liquid made with real lemons?
Published: Nov 02, 2009 - 08:23 PM
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Joke of the Day: 30. 10. 2009
A pregnant woman gets into a car accident and falls into a deep coma.Asleep for nearly six months, she wakes up and sees that she is no longer pregnant. Frantically, she asks the doctor about her baby.
The doctor replies, "Ma'am, you had twins! A boy and a girl. The babies are fine. Your brother came in and named them."
The woman thinks to herself, "Oh no, not my brother -- he's an idiot!" Expecting the worst, she asks the doctor, "Well, what's the girl's name?"
"Denise," the doctor says.
The new mother thinks, "Wow, that's not a bad name! Guess I was wrong about my brother. I like Denise!" Then she asks the doctor, "What's the boy's name?"
The doctor replies, DeNephew.
Published: Oct 30, 2009 - 07:50 PM
Joke of the Day: 28. 10. 2009
Q: Why was the math book sad?A: Because it had too many problems
Published: Oct 28, 2009 - 06:03 PM
Joke of the Day: 26. 10. 2009
A dog was chasing a neighboring cat around the block. The dog soon had the cat flattened. What did the cat say...?Me-Owww!!!
Published: Oct 26, 2009 - 08:20 PM

